Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Saturday, January 10, 2015
Black humour from the Red Baron
Some rather dark quotes from Manfred von Richthofen;
As a little boy of eleven I entered the Cadet Corps. I was not particularly eager to become a Cadet, but my father wished it. So my wishes were not consulted.
I never was good at learning things. I did just enough work to pass. In my opinion it would have been wrong to do more than was just sufficient, so I worked as little as possible.
All the papers contained nothing but fantastic stories about the war. However, for several months we had been accustomed to war talk. We had so often packed our service trunks that the whole thing had become tedious.
There were sometimes from forty to sixty English machines, but unfortunately the Germans were often in the minority. With them quality was more important than quantity.
Of course no one thought of anything except of attacking the enemy. It lies in the instinct of every German to rush at the enemy wherever he meets him, particularly if he meets hostile cavalry.
Now I am within thirty yards of him. He must fall. The gun pours out its stream of lead. Then it jams. Then it reopens fire. That jam almost saved his life.
One can become enthusiastic over anything. For a time I was delighted with bomb throwing. It gave me a tremendous pleasure to bomb those fellows from above.
In the heat of the Russian summer a sleeping car is the most horrible instrument of martyrdom imaginable.
It is a pity that my collection of trophies contains not a single Russian.
Everything depends on whether we have for opponents those French tricksters or those daring rascals, the English. I prefer the English. Frequently their daring can only be described as stupidity. In their eyes it may be pluck and daring.
The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down.
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Friday, February 11, 2011
Beware of the dog
Thursday, June 03, 2010
Friday, December 12, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
You Tube is good for you
Japanese slapping machine
Christopher Walken reading 'The 3 Little Pigs'
Strange dancing midget
Rumsfelds best moments
Baby moving in belly
Dave Elsewhere electric boogaloo
Star Trek in trouble
Star Trek & White Rabbit
Spock's crib
Insane wave pool in Tokyo
Trick shot madness
Dario Argento montage
PMS survival film
Slug
The essence of man
3000 'Lets Kill em all!'
Ripsaw
Rainbow (the naughty episode)
The dirty Count
Scary bus ride
Road marks
Rocketman, by Shatner
Miss South Carolina
Self defence lessons
Our wonderful nature
Izzard favs in Lego 1 2 3 4 5
Chris Rock educational video
Linebacker sensitivity training
Lil dub
Come n get one in the yarbles!
...and cinema brilliance
The Punisher red band trailer
Beware the Moscow subway
Oktopodi
And heres one just for my brother Peter...
Thanks to all you people who keep me supplied with these many examples life's strangeness, most especially the King of the absurd; Fartacus and his minions at Barscape
Christopher Walken reading 'The 3 Little Pigs'
Strange dancing midget
Rumsfelds best moments
Baby moving in belly
Dave Elsewhere electric boogaloo
Star Trek in trouble
Star Trek & White Rabbit
Spock's crib
Insane wave pool in Tokyo
Trick shot madness
Dario Argento montage
PMS survival film
Slug
The essence of man
3000 'Lets Kill em all!'
Ripsaw
Rainbow (the naughty episode)
The dirty Count
Scary bus ride
Road marks
Rocketman, by Shatner
Miss South Carolina
Self defence lessons
Our wonderful nature
Izzard favs in Lego 1 2 3 4 5
Chris Rock educational video
Linebacker sensitivity training
Lil dub
Come n get one in the yarbles!
...and cinema brilliance
The Punisher red band trailer
Beware the Moscow subway
Oktopodi
And heres one just for my brother Peter...
Thanks to all you people who keep me supplied with these many examples life's strangeness, most especially the King of the absurd; Fartacus and his minions at Barscape
Monday, September 15, 2008
Ladies and gentlemen, please don your tinfoil hats

Beside the above picture, the head line on the BBC main news page reads 'Lehman bros files for bancrupcy'. So far so good... but wait a second.. that guy in the red T shirt is wearing the Weyland Yutani logo! ..and we all know what those guys get up to!
Friday, September 12, 2008
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